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McDonald’s To Stop Serving Tomatoes?!?

June 9, 2008

In a move as interesting as it is pithy, McDonalds has decided to stop serving sliced tomatoes on their “sandwiches” until a source for salmonella outbreaks is known.

Never mind the fecal matter in their ground beef or the generally foul (yet chemically attractive!) stench of feedlot-emissions that rises up from their exhaust flues, they’ve decided to lay blame on the poor tomato.

As if it weren’t hard enough supporting farmers these days. What they really need, McDonald’s I mean, is to find a way to make a tomato out of corn. Now THAT would be something they could get behind.

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